[Bgsa] Fw: The ultimate politically correct Christmas greetings

[Jon Allen]

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>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best 
>wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, 
>low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter 
>solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of 
>the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of 
>your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion 
>and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice 
>religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally 
>successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated 
>recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 
>2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of 
>other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make 
>America great.  This is not to imply that America is necessarily 
>greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western 
>Hemisphere.  Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, 
>creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual 
>preference of the wishee.
>
>By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned 
>terms as stated.  This greeting is not subject to clarification or 
>withdrawal.  It is freely transferable with no alteration to the 
>original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually 
>implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void 
>where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of 
>the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within 
>the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or 
>until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes 
>first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or 
>issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>

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  "If we subscribe to the notion of 'an eye for an eye' we will be 
left with nothing but a room full of blind men."

Jon Allen
University of Calif., Riverside
Biology Lab Prep
(951) 827-3830
(951) 827-4286 FAX
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