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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>Our company
will enter a new area of distribution and marketing next year.<SPAN
style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The choice to be made is whether we will
distribute widgets or thingamajigs.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</SPAN>The Houston division recommends that we go with widgets.<SPAN
style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Our division is recommending
thingamajigs.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It is imperative that
the board adopts our recommendation.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</SPAN>If it does not, we are sure to be filing for bankruptcy within a
year.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>But if the board does adopt
our recommendation, we will quadruple our earnings.<SPAN
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</SPAN>Thingamajigs are a better choice because that is what everyone in our
division recommends.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The Houston
division has not shown that thingamajigs are bad.<SPAN
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