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<P>dear all,</P>
<P>i would be very happy to see a copy of the full letter (including the names of everyone who signed it) reprinted in the la times, followed by carole's response. any ideas how to do so? anybody with me on this one? i am impressed by how many other faculty have accepted the fact that the state/nation/world is in a severe depression and that we, like many others (not employed by uc), are going to be effected. duh. in any event, thank you very much carole.</P>
<P>slainte,</P>
<P>kim<BR><BR></P>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid">-----Original Message----- <BR>From: Carole Fabricant <CF7516@GMAIL.COM><BR>Sent: Jul 10, 2009 3:19 AM <BR>To: adriana.craciun@ucr.edu, Andrea.Denny-Brown@ucr.edu, carole.fabricant@ucr.edu, cf7516@gmail.com, Caroleanne.tyler@ucr.edu, Deborah.Willis@ucr.edu, erica.edwards@ucr.edu, George.Haggerty@ucr.edu, heidi.braymanhackel@ucr.edu, jamestobias@mindspring.com, James.Tobias@ucr.edu, jennifer.doyle@ucr.edu, John.Briggs@ucr.edu, John.Ganim@ucr.edu, joseph.childers@ucr.edu, katherine.kinney@ucr.edu, keith.harris@ucr.edu, devlinucr@earthlink.net, michelle.raheja@ucr.edu, rise.axelrod@ucr.edu, rob.latham@ucr.edu, Stanley.Stewart@ucr.edu, Steven.Axelrod@ucr.edu, susan.zieger@ucr.edu, Tiffany.Lopez@ucr.edu, Traise.Yamamoto@ucr.edu, Vorris.Nunley@ucr.edu, englecturers@listserv.ucr.edu <BR>Subject: Fwd: brilliant letter <BR><BR>
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<DIV>The depths to which some of my esteemed and, er, enlightened colleagues will stoop never ceases to amaze me. One is never quite prepared for the next act of outrage or idiocy. Way to go, guy; let's hear it for colleaguiality and (more importantly) class solidarity. In case you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll attach a newspaper article (and a half) to this email (I copied it into my Word documents) which will explain it all. Below you will find my response to His Eminence the Distinguished Professor Scull. There's no way one can deal with this except through satire. (Well, actually there are other ways -- but nothing that can be described in an email.) I heartily encourage all of you to send emails to Scull congratulating him on his brilliant satiric wit. It would be nice if his mailbox were filled with such notes. (Actually it would be even nicer it it was filled with something else -- but never mind that for now.)</DIV>
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<DIV>Read and weep. Or better yet, read and laugh, and write sarcastic fan mail.</DIV>
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<DIV>btw, Don't forget to address him as "Distinguished Professor" -- given his obvious adulation of status and reputation I'm sure he wouldn't want to be addressed any other way. </DIV>
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<DIV>Cheers,</DIV>
<DIV>Carole<BR><BR></DIV>
<DIV class=gmail_quote>---------- Forwarded message ----------<BR>From: <B class=gmail_sendername>Carole Fabricant</B> <SPAN dir=ltr><<A href="mailto:cf7516@gmail.com" target=_blank>cf7516@gmail.com</A>></SPAN><BR>Date: Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 3:00 AM<BR>Subject: brilliant letter<BR>To: <A href="mailto:ascull@ucsd.edu" target=_blank>ascull@ucsd.edu</A><BR><BR><BR>
<DIV>Dear Distinguished Professor Scull,</DIV>
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<DIV>I very much enjoyed reading portions of your brilliant satire which, had you been a less humble and unassuming person, you might have entitled "A Modest Proposal for preventing the Inferior Campuses of the UC System from being a Burden to their Superiors or the University at large, and for making them Beneficial to the Public."</DIV>
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<DIV>As a Jonathan Swift specialist I can say without reservation that you have perfectly captured the tone and spirit of Swift's greatest satire, creating a persona whom you've succeeded in making into the twin brother of the Modest Proposer: a man, deeply concerned for the welfare of his community, who understands that the sacrifice of some of its members (other than himself and his fellow classmen, of course) is necessary for the good of the whole. Your persona, like the Modest Proposer, subscribes to the sad but inescapable truth that in every society the weak have to be sacrificed to ensure the continued health and prosperity of the strong, the have-nots must give way to accommodate the desires of the haves; and while expressing regret regret at being forced to "contemplate very, very unpleasant choices" he doesn't allow mere sentiment to soften the stark nature of his proposal, or to divert him from his noble purpose.</DIV>
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<DIV>Of course, this being a satire, we eventually come to realize that the Modest Proposer's (both yours and Swift's) presumed concern for the welfare of his society, hence his eagerness to offer solutions to its problems, is merely a cover to mask his own self-interest, delusions of grandeur, and dehumanizing outlook (his substitution of abstract quantifiable measures for human values) -- but not before we've enjoyed a delightful romp through the realms of the satiric grotesque.</DIV>
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<DIV>I must say that I thought it was a particularly brilliant stroke of wit on your part to substitute the image of General Motors "lopping off" Hummer, Buick, Opel, Saab, "and who knows what else" for Swift's central metaphor of chopping up and eating Irish babies. The "who knows what else" provides just the right Swiftian touch, opening out the possibilities of the satire in the same way that Swift's Modest Proposer, after describing the many dishes the babies can be cooked up into, adds that "Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may flay the carcass; the skin of which, artificially dressed, will make admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen."</DIV>
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<DIV>Equally ingenious was your remark that because of the funding crisis we now have to become "only a nine, or an eight (and a half) campus system." A lesser satirist would have left it at 'nine, or eight,' but your insertion of 'a half' of a campus produces an ever-so-slight frisson, evoking the image of a half of a baby (somehow more shocking than a whole one) being stuffed into a pot to make a stew: an image that serves to underscore the fundamental sadism and cruel indifference beneath the Modest Proposer's mask of benevolence.</DIV>
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<DIV>I will be teaching Swift in the fall quarter and wonder whether you would be willing to come and talk to my class about your perspective on the art of satire -- perhaps even share with us some of your other creative endeavors in this field. I always tell my students that, given the absurdity of the times in which we live, it's no longer possible to write satire. But I'm glad to say that you've proven me wrong.</DIV>
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<DIV>Yours sincerely (and admiringly),</DIV>
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<DIV>Carole Fabricant</DIV>
<DIV>Professor of English</DIV>
<DIV>University of California, Riverside</DIV>
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