<div>Josh, Dane, Adam, Michael, and Devon cordially invite you to celebrate the beginning of the school year with a decidedly extracurricular kegger. The department has foregone all of its traditional gettin'-to-know-ya bowling or Temecula jaunts, and so we have to make do with good old-fashioned salubrious sloshery. Those of you that have been to our parties know the debauchery that you should expect, and those of you that have not are forewarned. The quarter is young enough to preclude any large obligations, so no excuses. Like they say in
<em>Freaks</em>, "Join us!"</div>
<div><br>Furthermore, those of you that know the non-departmental Joe also know that Friday marks the inception of Joe's two-score and eleventh year on the planet. The man in plaid has made it through another year, and what better reason to imbibe and wassail the night away.
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<div>We will tap the keg around six, the hardcore folks will show up 'round seven to eight, and the rest of the schleps will wander in around ten.</div>
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<div>Look forward to seeing all of you, schleps and non-schleps alike.</div>
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<div>425 Glenhill Drive, Riverside, CA 92507 (go up Blaine towards the "C," immediately after the tracks make a left on Flanders, your fourth right is Glenhill, and we are halfway up the block on the left).</div>
<div>Lost? Call Josh at 951 965 3215, or Dane at 650 281 4556.<br><br>-- <br><a href="mailto:danebarca@gmail.com">danebarca@gmail.com</a><br> </div>